#418 Karolina Kézdi
I’m a creative, why? Because I suck at everything else.
At the age of 3 I wanted to be an actress, but my grandpa- who was a famous actor- said I should find a new career path after seeing me play the 4th angel in the Nativity play. I also wanted to be a sexy Russian spy, yes sexy, not a visually agreeable one, however, I left that profession due to my inability to find a cashier I fancied on Facebook, I miss him everyday. I was banned from the Hungarian National Gallery as I was accused of being a professional artwork copier, when they saw my ‘masterpiece’ they let me go. I’d love to be an uber driver, though it's been eight years since I was behind the wheel. I failed my exam eight times. I then applied for a casting company, that didn't work out. The CEO said I was “too smart for the role, and my talent would be wasted”, he then hired my friend who had the exact same qualifications and background as me, we don’t talk about it. I was once approached in a pub, where all great castings occur, to be a model, I agreed. Later I saw that his work comprised of nude women on horses, I don’t work with animals. Finally, I got my big break by being invited to be a judge on a live tv show, my job? Guess which contestants in the beauty pageant had fake boobs.
I’m now looking for a job again - just graduated from SCA - and I have incredibly useful skills: I can drink a pint from one sip, I never get sick from expired food and I can’t wink. However, when I try to, I look like I’m having a stroke (could be really handy when we don’t want to pay in a restaurant). So I think, you definitely should hire me!